Andy's working in a factory his job is making corrugated tin but on this Friday morning he called his job to say I'm sorry I was sleeping in
Kerry has lost her analogue that's why she's always late for yoga class; honestly she is hanging out in the city's most hippest bars
Where Andy has met a guy last night who named himself Angelo, he quit his job in 1995 and now he's living life at the dole

You can't deny it, Ho Chi Minh was your uncle's son and Andy Warhol took your mother out for having fun
Go ask your neighbour he can tell you ´bout Einstein's hair and your boyfriend's auntie, she had some privacy with Tony Blair

Kathy is a busy architect come on girl pull down some stress, I met Maria just the other day and she told me you're a bloody mess
Maria was Mary before the time, before the time she moved down to Rome and when she got divorced from Angelo she got a message on her mobile phone
Hello I'm Andy Parker's working mate, who met your brother in Peru next week I'm going down to Italy and I'd be happy if I met you

And all your sisters and all your friends, they are a part just a part of the world, the worldwide clan
And all your distant and all your close friends are relatively speaking part of the human overdose

You can't deny it, Ho Chi Minh was your uncle's son and Andy Warhol took your mother out for having fun
Go ask your neighbour he can tell you ´bout Einstein's hair and your boyfriend's auntie, she had some privacy with Tony Blair